11 Best Mean Girls Quotes: Tenth Anniversary of "Fetch!"

Can you believe it? It's been 10 years to the day since Mean Girls hit theaters on April 30, 2004.

Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams, Amanda Seyfried and Lacey Chabert channeled the words of Tina Fey and came up with some astounding Mean Girls quotes that have transcended film and permeated pop culture itself.

In honor of the tenth anniversary of one incredible classic movie, we have gone through all our favorite Mean Girls lines and chosen our 11 favorite. These are the ones that have stood the test of time and in ten years (to the day!) still make us laugh, smile... and cringe!

Watch Mean Girls online and remind yourself what a huge achievement this film was and why we celebrate ten years of being Mean.

11 Best Mean Girls Quotes
Anything sounds better with the word "Fetch" in it! And Mean Girls made that word pratically iconic..
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 That is so fetch! Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen!...

Gretchen: That is so fetch!
Regina: Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!

1. Fetch!

Anything sounds better with the word "Fetch" in it! And Mean Girls made that word pratically iconic..


  Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling...

[narrating] Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter. And ruining Regina George's life definitely didn't make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.

Cady

2. Cady Calls It Like It is

[narrating] Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter. And ruining...


 Why don't I know you? I'm new. I just moved here from Africa....

Regina: Why don't I know you?
Cady: I'm new. I just moved here from Africa.
Regina: What?
Cady: I used to be home-schooled.
Regina: Wait... what?
Cady: My mom taught me at home...
Regina: No, I know what home-school is, I'm not retarded! So you've actually never been to a real school before? Shut up! Shut up!
Cady: I didn't say anything.

3. Cady's New!

Welcome to hel--- sorry, high school, Cady!


 You're not stupid, Karen. No, I am actually. I'm failing almo...

Cady: You're not stupid, Karen.
Karen: No, I am actually. I'm failing almost everything!
Cady: Well... there must be something you're good at.
Karen: I can stick my whole fist in my mouth! Wanna see?
Cady: No no no... Anything else?
Karen: Well... I'm kinda psychic. I have a fifth sense.
Cady: What do you mean?
Karen: It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.

4. Breaking News! Karen Isn't Stupid

We all know how everyone feels about Karen.


 I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my ...

I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend... so, just promise me you wont make fun of her!

Regina

5. Cady Makes a Friend

Cady makes a friend and -- surprise -- it's Regina!


 I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help ...

I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular.

Gretchen

6. Gretchen Has Problems

Gretchen can't help it if she's popular!


 Get in loser, we're going shopping.

Get in loser, we're going shopping.

Regina

7. Going Shopping!

One of The Plastics' favorite things to do -- go shopping.


 I know, right?

I know, right?

Regina

8. I Know, Right?

Regina gets in another pop culture changer.


 Why are you dressed so scary? It's Halloween.

Karen: Why are you dressed so scary?
Cady: It's Halloween.

9. What Day Is It, Again?

It's Halloween, silly!


 Regina said she'll talk to Aaron. And now she is. How can Janis...

Regina said she'll talk to Aaron. And now she is. How can Janis hate her? She's such a good... SLUT!

Cady

10. Don't. Trust. Regina.

When will you learn, Cady? Don't trust Regina.


 Can you believe my f-ing mom is here?

Can you believe my f-ing mom is here?

Regina

11. Regina Shares Her True Feelings on Mom

So, how do you really feel about your mom, Regina?


April 30, 2014